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Old 10-29-2008, 02:07 PM   #1
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Default A Tax Lesson

I put this in the jokes section so it does not create a political debate...

Enjoy a drink on me.



Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like
this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day
and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw
them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going
to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. 'Drinks for the ten now cost
just $80.The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes
so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about! the other six men - the paying customers?

How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair
share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they
subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested
that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount,
and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to
drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare
their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,' declared the sixth man.

He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10! ''Yeah, that's right,'
exclaimed the fifth man.

'I only saved a dollar, too.. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!

''That's true!!' shouted the seventh man.

'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two?

The wealthy get all the breaks!

''Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!

'The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth
man (the richest) didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had
beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered
something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for
even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax
system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from
a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they
just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas
where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:30 PM   #2
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Nothing like a progressive income tax. A progressive income tax is one of the five steps to socialism. By the way we have all five steps to socialism in the USSA.

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Old 10-30-2008, 02:14 AM   #3
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For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
priceless!


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Nothing like a progressive income tax. A progressive income tax is one of the five steps to socialism. By the way we have all five steps to socialism in the USSA.
no one is more enslaved than he who thinks he's free.....


on that note, I have probaly pushed a borderline political thread well into it, SORRY!!!
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:11 AM   #4
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nothing wrong with stating the truth.
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:54 AM   #5
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Nice post. I wish it was only a joke!!!
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:36 AM   #6
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It makes lots of sense....

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