Would You Remarry?

TXRebel · 10-15-2008, 01:32 AM

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: '****.'

CBI_2 · 10-15-2008, 01:39 AM

LOL Very good.

Sauer Grapes · 10-15-2008, 10:54 PM

That was awesome. First time in a while I've audibly laughed at an internet joke!

Well done.

Thaplumbr · 10-16-2008, 05:33 AM

Man i gotta tell that one!!!

kgoings · 10-16-2008, 08:47 AM

That is a good one!

dunng · 10-16-2008, 11:11 AM

My wife was not amused... But I WAS!

kgoings · 10-16-2008, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunng

My wife was not amused... But I WAS!

Mugen910 · 10-16-2008, 11:53 AM

ROFL.... My cousin brought up a good point about remarriage when his wife asked him. His reply.

"Does one escape from jail to get thrown into another one?"

Gophernut · 10-16-2008, 01:01 PM

Good one! I too lol'd at that one!

G G · 10-25-2008, 02:11 PM

Funny one.

10-15-2008, 01:32 AM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Would You Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.' WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.' WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: '**.' __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."**

10-15-2008, 01:39 AM	#2
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Would You Remarry? LOL Very good. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-15-2008, 10:54 PM	#3
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: Would You Remarry? That was awesome. First time in a while I've audibly laughed at an internet joke! Well done.

10-16-2008, 05:33 AM	#4
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: Would You Remarry? Man i gotta tell that one!!!

10-16-2008, 08:47 AM	#5
kgoings Cigarologist Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kirk Location: Highlands Ranch, Co Posts: 1,979 Trading: (42)	Re: Would You Remarry? That is a good one!

10-16-2008, 11:11 AM	#6
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Would You Remarry? My wife was not amused... But I WAS! __________________ MassHole Banter

10-16-2008, 11:53 AM	#8
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Would You Remarry? ROFL.... My cousin brought up a good point about remarriage when his wife asked him. His reply. "Does one escape from jail to get thrown into another one?"

10-16-2008, 01:01 PM	#9
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Would You Remarry? Good one! I too lol'd at that one! __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

10-25-2008, 02:11 PM	#10
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Would You Remarry? Funny one.

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