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Old 04-29-2009, 01:12 PM   #1
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/...MP9sS50yTtiBIF

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – A Radio Shack employee in Eau Claire is facing disorderly conduct and battery charges for punching a customer.


Police say the customer was trying to return an item Sunday, but the employee wouldn't let him. The customer then asked to talk to a manager.


That's when the 52-year-old male employee began punching the man. A bystander called 911.


The employee is due in court May 19.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:21 PM   #2
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Customer service isn't what it used to be!
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:44 PM   #3
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I wish I was allowed to punch my customers. *pout*
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:34 PM   #4
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:58 PM   #5
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I went to college in Eau Claire....why didn't any of this good stuff happen while I was there?
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:48 PM   #6
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Not cool. Not reccomended. But sometimes...
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:37 PM   #7
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That would make returning things a little more interesting then usual
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:49 PM   #8
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I've had those days...
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:51 PM   #9
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I've had those days...
you tried returning something and got punched?
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:58 PM   #10
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That too!
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:37 PM   #11
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I have never believed in the customer always being right.
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