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Old 10-23-2008, 04:44 PM   #1
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Default Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:36 PM   #2
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Ooh that's bad.
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:23 AM   #3
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that's 'orrible lad, just plain 'orrible
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:44 AM   #4
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Hahahaha mad eme chuckle. You should see the looks im getting in here (the library)
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:37 PM   #5
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that is a good one.
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Old 10-24-2008, 08:12 PM   #6
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Old 10-25-2008, 01:55 PM   #7
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I like it.
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