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markem · 10-23-2008, 04:43 PM

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

10-23-2008, 05:37 PM

That one's bad too.

10-23-2008, 10:37 PM

see my girlfriend would find that hilarious

groogs · 10-25-2008, 09:13 AM

I thought that was funny, my wife, not so much.

10-25-2008, 09:20 AM

Thanks! My wife and I both enjoyed that one, she asked me to email it to her so she could share it.

G G · 10-25-2008, 01:49 PM

Good one.

10-23-2008, 04:43 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	zoom zoom Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-23-2008, 05:37 PM	#2
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: zoom zoom That one's bad too.

10-23-2008, 10:37 PM	#3
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: zoom zoom see my girlfriend would find that hilarious

10-25-2008, 09:13 AM	#4
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: zoom zoom I thought that was funny, my wife, not so much.

10-25-2008, 09:20 AM	#5
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: zoom zoom Thanks! My wife and I both enjoyed that one, she asked me to email it to her so she could share it.

10-25-2008, 01:49 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: zoom zoom Good one.

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