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Heads up get down
Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
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A guy was in a group of friends when he decided to tell an epilepsy joke.
“What do you do with a guy having a seizure?” Of course they asked what. “Throw him in a bathtub full of water, put in some tide and throw in the laundry.” One guy didn’t seem too amused. He quipped, “You know, I don’t find that very funny because my brother had epilepsy and died in a bath tub.” “Oh, man! I’m so sorry. Did he drown?” “No. He choked on a sock.”
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No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me. |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.
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