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Old 03-30-2022, 09:55 AM   #521
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What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
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Old 03-30-2022, 12:09 PM   #522
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My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
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Old 09-26-2022, 12:20 PM   #523
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Old 09-26-2022, 01:18 PM   #524
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Words you say
Never seem to live up to the ones inside your head
The lives we make
Never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead
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Old 10-14-2022, 11:48 AM   #525
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East bound and down
Loaded up and truckin'


yes, that played on the radio yesterday and can't get it out of my head. Just shoot me.
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Old 10-14-2022, 12:32 PM   #526
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Made the mistake of searching for the theme music from the old TV show "Highway Patrol" with Broderick Crawford a couple hours ago.
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Old 07-26-2023, 10:24 AM   #527
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Now I ain't what you'd call a city slicker
Or claim to fame to be a slitty licker
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Old 07-26-2023, 11:58 AM   #528
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This has been stuck in my head today after hearing it on Bluesville yesterday.

Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
You gotta shake your moneymaker, yeah
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Old 07-26-2023, 01:23 PM   #529
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"If you or a loved one were stationed at Camp LeJeune between 1953 and 1987, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Not making light of the subject. It's just part of watching channels that run westerns and other old reruns. Over and over.
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Old 07-26-2023, 02:09 PM   #530
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Ju------ust sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
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Old 07-26-2023, 03:16 PM   #531
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Old 07-26-2023, 03:17 PM   #532
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Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy
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Old 10-05-2023, 09:53 AM   #533
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When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
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Old 10-05-2023, 10:26 AM   #534
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I hate you, Admiral
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Old 10-05-2023, 10:53 AM   #535
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Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all!

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I want a hippopotamos for Christmas...
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'cause I'm so good looking?
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Old 10-13-2023, 11:44 AM   #538
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Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by-i-i

And did I hear you say, that he was meeting you where today
To take you to his …
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Ah, Helen.
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Take me down to the paradise city
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