Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome!

Steve · 10-28-2019, 09:20 AM

Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply!"

He's closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner.

So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and multiply."

"We can't," said the snakes. "We're adders."

kydsid · 10-28-2019, 06:55 PM

That makes Dad jokes look funny

icehog3 · 10-28-2019, 07:35 PM

Dave128 · 10-28-2019, 09:16 PM

Good grief.

Tio Gato · 10-29-2019, 05:38 AM

10-28-2019, 09:20 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome! Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply!" He's closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner. So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and multiply." "We can't," said the snakes. "We're adders." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-28-2019, 06:55 PM	#2
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome! That makes Dad jokes look funny __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

10-28-2019, 07:35 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-28-2019, 09:16 PM	#4
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome! Good grief. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-29-2019, 05:38 AM	#5
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Yes, it's a Monday Morning Groaner... You're welcome! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

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