Ordering

Steve · 09-18-2019, 04:22 PM

A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights"

The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights.
What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!"

"No," the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up."

"Oh," says the waitress. She thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.

The guy says "What are the beans for?"

The waitress replies "I thought that, while you're waiting for the flat tires & headlights, you might want to gas up."

icehog3 · 09-18-2019, 06:14 PM

CigarNut · 09-19-2019, 02:18 AM

longknocker · 09-19-2019, 05:22 AM

09-18-2019, 04:22 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Ordering A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights" The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!" "No," the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up." "Oh," says the waitress. She thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer. The guy says "What are the beans for?" The waitress replies "I thought that, while you're waiting for the flat tires & headlights, you might want to gas up." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-18-2019, 06:14 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Ordering __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-19-2019, 02:18 AM	#3
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09-19-2019, 05:22 AM	#4
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