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Old 03-07-2018, 09:36 AM   #1
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The supermarket near our house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.

At this point I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle
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Old 03-07-2018, 09:52 AM   #2
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:17 AM   #3
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LOL! Love it!
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:27 AM   #4
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