The Penis Study...

Steve · 05-08-2017, 02:17 PM

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the U.S. published their study, the French decided to do their own study. after $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the women more pleasure during sex.

The Irish, unsatisfied with those findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

icehog3 · 05-09-2017, 10:56 AM

markem · 05-09-2017, 01:46 PM

Sounds like a hard study to fund.

heyferg · 05-10-2017, 04:55 PM

johnbljr · 11-02-2017, 10:35 AM

that was great!

05-08-2017, 02:17 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Penis Study... The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the U.S. published their study, the French decided to do their own study. after $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the women more pleasure during sex. The Irish, unsatisfied with those findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-09-2017, 10:56 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,444 Trading: (60)	Re: The Penis Study... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-09-2017, 01:46 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: The Penis Study... Sounds like a hard study to fund.

05-10-2017, 04:55 PM	#4
heyferg Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2014 First Name: Larry aka Hollywood Location: SoCal Posts: 641 Trading: (6)	Re: The Penis Study...

11-02-2017, 10:35 AM	#5
johnbljr Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 56 Trading: (1)	Re: The Penis Study... that was great!

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