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			It's a joke, it's hilarious... (and its a little old, June 08) but I seriously wish it was real.....  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://flyderrie-air.com/ "Pack Less. Weigh Less. Pay Less." Welcome to Derrie-Air, the world's only carbon-neutral luxury airline, where you don't have to choose between living the high life and saving the planet. ...... The magic comes from our one of a kind "Sliding Scale"—the more you weigh, the more you'll pay. After all, it takes more fuel—more energy—to get more weight from point A to point B. So we will charge passengers based on how much mass they add to the plane. 
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			speaking of a joke, I'll go ahead and make it: my spelling  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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