Fake Cohiba?

[jonumberone]

Fondle our desperate women?

[Adriftpanda]

MK05? Dat you?

[dmiller662]

Originally Posted by pnoon

Since you are new here, you might consider dispensing with the cryptic remarks and try and establish some credibility here. What you're doing now is boderline trolling.

no need to be cryptic and I don't troll... but you can call it whatever you want.. I love when a forum decides to bash for no reason.. and its always funny people like to bash miles away and over a internet.. My address is available at anytime to anyone. Im a grown man, and don't need kids wanting to pretend they are grown.. Anyone form this forum is welcome to come on by my house , go through my collection, pick one out, feel free to smoke it, along with a nice drink on my patio, and have a manly conversation with me.. Get to know me, don't assume anything until you meet me in person! We can even have a Lank measuring contest if that would make someone feel better.. Hell its true, everything is bigger in TX.... I have no shame whipping mine out, but bring big tape measure...

[AdamJoshua]

I think the only question was what you meant by good to go, like they are "good" or "bad" or whatever, you know more of an explanation or well a post.

FRT and I (and I'm assuming others) honestly have no idea what that means heh

[pnoon]

Originally Posted by dmiller662

no need to be cryptic and I don't troll... but you can call it whatever you want.. I love when a forum decides to bash for no reason.. and its always funny people like to bash miles away and over a internet.. My address is available at anytime to anyone. Im a grown man, and don't need kids wanting to pretend they are grown.. Anyone form this forum is welcome to come on by my house , go through my collection, pick one out, feel free to smoke it, along with a nice drink on my patio, and have a manly conversation with me.. Get to know me, don't assume anything until you meet me in person! We can even have a Lank measuring contest if that would make someone feel better.. Hell its true, everything is bigger in TX.... I have no shame whipping mine out, but bring big tape measure...

Appreciate your hospitality. But some of your posts haven't been clear. Many have been asking for clarification which you have ignored. If you're a "grown man", act like one and be a bit more open and humble. And respond to legitimate questions.

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by dmiller662

no need to be cryptic and I don't troll... but you can call it whatever you want.. I love when a forum decides to bash for no reason.. and its always funny people like to bash miles away and over a internet.. My address is available at anytime to anyone. Im a grown man, and don't need kids wanting to pretend they are grown.. Anyone form this forum is welcome to come on by my house , go through my collection, pick one out, feel free to smoke it, along with a nice drink on my patio, and have a manly conversation with me.. Get to know me, don't assume anything until you meet me in person! We can even have a Lank measuring contest if that would make someone feel better.. Hell its true, everything is bigger in TX.... I have no shame whipping mine out, but bring big tape measure...

I thought it was abundantly obvious that no one really knew what the heck you were trying to say with your first post in this thread. Then when questioned your responses just became more and more cryptic.

No one was "bashing for no reason", unless you feel that someone stating "I'm confused. Please explain" and "I honestly don't understand what you meant by your post" is bashing. If that's the case then yes, everything including overly sensitive whining IS bigger in Texas.

And do you really think that "come by my house and I'll show you my d--k" is the first impression you want to give at a forum?

[dmiller662]

Actually , was just sitting here and thinking..

I am a member of Several Forums (not Cigar related), and which some I am a sponser, some a Vendor, and some just a member.

I came here because I am a AVID cigar smoker who ENJOYS a smoke, I have a pretty nice collection, and im in the middle of doing a build , etc.. And after researching, I thought I understood this to be the go to site..

I thought I would visit on a regular basis, and become a regular visitor here, and with my build get some valuable advice, as well as maybe even give some advise to some..

But I clearly see now, it must be the wrong place for me... I surely must be in the wrong and am just another dumb A-- that doesn't deserve to be a part of such a community that's over my intellectual thinking... and didn't realize I need to be the forum B---- first and foremost...

Again my apologies, and im sure you being a mod, or someone clearly in power, as im only the shop boy, I will stay off your forum... and im sure to expect a Ban....

Thanks to others that have been civil, I appreciate you.....

[Porch Dweller]

These were your responses to legitimate questions about your first post in this thread:

Originally Posted by dmiller662

LOL.. if you say so....

Originally Posted by dmiller662

no time to entertain FRT's

Originally Posted by dmiller662

Fo dw

Originally Posted by dmiller662

maybe check the family tree

So allow yourself to answer yourself:

Originally Posted by dmiller662

I surely must be in the wrong and am just another dumb A-- that doesn't deserve to be a part of such a community that's over my intellectual thinking.

[dmiller662]

yep... my ethnic spectrum is way below your standards I guess

[Adriftpanda]

You will be missed.

[kydsid]

I dont think you will be banned for not understanding clear questions when others are confused. I have no idea what you are on (about) but Im thinking about moving out of Texas so I dont have to worry about a herf including a meassuring contest....seriously that's just a weird thing to say.

[dmiller662]

Originally Posted by kydsid

I dont think you will be banned for not understanding clear questions when others are confused. I have no idea what you are on (about) but Im thinking about moving out of Texas so I dont have to worry about a herf including a meassuring contest....seriously that's just a weird thing to say.

good luck on your journey if you decide to undertake it...

[Adriftpanda]

So that's how you boys herf down south... And here I thought us Bay Area guys were weird.

[big_jaygee]

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

So that's how you boys herf down south... And here I thought us Bay Area guys were weird.

Must be a North Texas thing.... First I am hearing about that event taking place at a herf.

[kydsid]

Originally Posted by big_jaygee

Must be a North Texas thing.... First I am hearing about that event taking place at a herf.

It would have given a new meaning to the Big Damn Wing Ding herf though

[WhiteMamba]

and this is why you should only buy cigars from reputable sources.

[Brlesq]

Originally Posted by big_jaygee

Must be a North Texas thing.... First I am hearing about that event taking place at a herf.

This reminded me of an old joke . . .
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...97#post2073597

[CigarNut]

Originally Posted by dmiller662

yep... my ethnic spectrum is way below your standards I guess

You never answered a single question to clarify your posts, and you decide to retreat and take the easy way out. Blame everyone else and accept no personal responsibility.

[big_jaygee]

Originally Posted by kydsid

It would have given a new meaning to the Big Damn Wing Ding herf though

Stogies would never be the same

[Weelok]

Ok, I'm ignorant but what is FRT? Seriously, I have no idea. I live in an acronym rich environment as we all do but FRT is new to me.