widdle wabbits

RevSmoke · 01-07-2015, 09:12 PM

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, ...

... wait for it...

...be patient...

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

big_jaygee · 01-07-2015, 09:45 PM

sweet girl

CigarNut · 01-07-2015, 09:56 PM

markem · 01-07-2015, 09:57 PM

Dated her mom.

Emjaysmash · 01-07-2015, 10:06 PM

shilala · 01-08-2015, 06:27 AM

longknocker · 01-08-2015, 06:31 AM

Brlesq · 01-08-2015, 07:23 AM

Funny!

G G · 01-08-2015, 08:02 AM

Yep!!!!

Dave128 · 01-08-2015, 11:31 AM

Nice!

01-08-2015, 11:49 AM

LMAO with tears streaming down! That there's a good one! Thanks for the laugh of the week!

01-07-2015, 09:12 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	widdle wabbits A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, ... ... wait for it... ...be patient... "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

01-07-2015, 09:45 PM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: widdle wabbits sweet girl

01-07-2015, 09:56 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: widdle wabbits __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-07-2015, 09:57 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: widdle wabbits Dated her mom. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-07-2015, 10:06 PM	#5
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: widdle wabbits __________________

01-08-2015, 06:27 AM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: widdle wabbits __________________

01-08-2015, 06:31 AM	#7
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: widdle wabbits

01-08-2015, 07:23 AM	#8
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: widdle wabbits Funny! __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

01-08-2015, 08:02 AM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: widdle wabbits Yep!!!!

01-08-2015, 11:31 AM	#10
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: widdle wabbits Nice! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

01-08-2015, 11:49 AM	#11
badbriar Guest Posts: n/a	Re: widdle wabbits LMAO with tears streaming down! That there's a good one! Thanks for the laugh of the week!

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