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Old 07-03-2014, 03:45 PM   #1
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Four friends were all at their usual deer camp for hunting. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns in the cabin assigned to Bob.

Joe slept in the cabin with Bob that night. In the morning he shows up at breakfast with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

Andy takes his turn that night. In the morning, he shows up looking the same way.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.

They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all
night."

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Old 07-03-2014, 09:39 PM   #2
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Old 07-03-2014, 09:45 PM   #3
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Haha, that's awesome. Gonna have to remember that one.
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