A pint of Less

RUNYYFan · 07-01-2014, 08:24 AM

A guy walks into a bar, approaches the barman, and asks, "Could I have a pint of Less, please?"

"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies the guy. "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."

*groan*

Dave128 · 07-01-2014, 10:14 AM

07-01-2014, 08:24 AM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	A pint of Less A guy walks into a bar, approaches the barman, and asks, "Could I have a pint of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" "I've no idea," replies the guy. "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less." groan __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-01-2014, 10:14 AM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: A pint of Less __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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