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Old 05-20-2014, 06:27 PM   #221
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People say I'm the life of the party
'Cause I tell a joke or two
Although I might be laughing loud and hearty
Deep inside I'm blue
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Old 05-21-2014, 10:07 AM   #222
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One pill makes you larger
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Old 06-02-2014, 08:07 PM   #223
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Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
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Old 06-02-2014, 09:18 PM   #224
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I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm heading to the arcade
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Old 06-02-2014, 09:32 PM   #225
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the last one to know, the last one to show, I was the last one you thought you'd see there. and I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes as I took his glass of champagne.
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Old 06-03-2014, 07:25 AM   #226
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Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:31 AM   #227
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Hold me now - oh, hold me now
Till this hour has gone around
And I'm gone on the rising tide
For to face Van Diemen's land
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:10 AM   #228
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Mark, I know it was unintentional, but now I've got the fn Thompson Twins stuck in my head....gonna go rinse my ears out with soap....and maybe some Led
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:19 AM   #229
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Mark, I know it was unintentional, but now I've got the fn Thompson Twins stuck in my head....gonna go rinse my ears out with soap....and maybe some Led
It's a two-fer!
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:33 AM   #230
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All right....got that fixed....here's what's swirling around in that vacuum of mine now:

And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand, child, come with me
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:39 AM   #231
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I want to go back where the space is wider,
To ride on horseback and roll my own smokes,
Longing to go back where people seem politer,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

I've been away so long I think this is the right road,
But it's changed so much don't know for sure,
And the day will come when I'll be on the right road,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

I can send off a letter to 'em but that would leave no surprise,
No, I got to wait, wait for that look in their eyes,
And I'll sit by the creek where the water runs cool and I know I'll
have such a good time, I'm sayin' hello, and evening I'll go.

I can smell the coffee brewing,
I'll take mine black, you know it's good, it's good to be back,
Go on and tell me how you folks been doing,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

Hey Bill won't you tell me when that train does stop,
I want to get off and say hello to a couple of people I think I
still know,
And I ain't one to mince my words, I'll take a piece of that cake
that they
Make, I can't be late, you got to get what's on the plate...Odle
ladie oh!

Gimme some room, you can't do it too soon!
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:18 PM   #232
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are ya ready kids

;aye aye captain;

I can't hear you!

;AYE AYE CAPTAIN;

ooooohhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

absorbent and porous and yellow is he

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

if nautical stupidity be something you wish

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

then drop on the deck and flop like a fish


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Old 06-03-2014, 03:37 PM   #233
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I suppose I'm lucky that it doesn't bring any tune to me....it does take me back to....

Seventy-three men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay,
Rolled off of their ship
And here's what they had to say.


By the way, TXS, I don't know what pic's in your sig, but when it doesn't come through, it squeezes your post into a small margin on the right.
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Old 06-03-2014, 09:11 PM   #234
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Spineless from the start
Sucked into the part
Circus comes to town
You play the lead clown
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Old 06-03-2014, 09:29 PM   #235
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A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
He reserves the quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river

What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the mist, catch the myth
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If it makes you happy
It shouldn't be that baaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaad
If it makes you happppyyyyyy

Then why the hell are you so, sad
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Old 06-04-2014, 12:21 AM   #237
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I kept the right ones out
And let the wrong ones in
Had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins
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Old 06-04-2014, 07:18 AM   #238
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You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
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Old 06-04-2014, 11:58 AM   #239
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Yeah yeah
I bet you haven't heard
A word I've said
Yeah yeah
If you've had enough
Of all your tryin'
Just give up
The state of mind you're in…

If you want to be somebody else,
If you're tired of fighting battles with yourself
If you want to be somebody else
Change your mind...
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Old 06-04-2014, 12:01 PM   #240
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And the men who hold high places, must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality, ................
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