Blond twofer

G G · 04-13-2014, 08:23 AM

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins." Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...

“That was the easy part. I went to WalMart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!

Subvet642 · 04-13-2014, 09:57 AM

Friggin' hilarious!

kelmac07 · 04-13-2014, 10:09 AM

big_jaygee · 04-13-2014, 10:11 AM

CigarNut · 04-13-2014, 11:15 AM

Blueface · 04-13-2014, 04:28 PM

RUNYYFan · 04-13-2014, 06:04 PM

04-13-2014, 08:23 AM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Blond twofer The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins." Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... “That was the easy part. I went to WalMart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!

04-13-2014, 09:57 AM	#2
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: Blond twofer Friggin' hilarious! __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

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