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Old 09-03-2013, 09:47 AM   #1
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Default Impossibilities in the World

1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you dummy.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

I have posted this as didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
Now go ahead and see how many more us you can find.
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Old 09-03-2013, 09:58 AM   #2
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I can breath when my tongue is out.
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Old 09-03-2013, 10:04 AM   #3
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I can breath when my tongue is out.
me too, that must mean we are in the "not idiot" catagory
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me too, that must mean we are in the "not idiot" catagory


Go back and read it all over again and let me know.
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Old 09-03-2013, 11:16 AM   #6
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