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Old 08-18-2013, 11:41 AM   #1
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Due to overwhelming number of senior citizens in Florida, effective immediately, all bars are to look like this.

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Old 08-18-2013, 11:54 AM   #2
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Old 08-18-2013, 11:56 AM   #3
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In Montana, we just put a brass spittoon down there. Less obvious.
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That's a great idea.

This way you won't lose your seat if you have to go the restroom.
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Perfect for you Carlos!

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Old 08-18-2013, 04:16 PM   #6
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Perfect for you Carlos!

Problem for me is that in spite of this, bet you I will still piss in my pants.
I have accepted that over 50 condition by now.
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