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Old 07-30-2013, 11:03 AM   #1
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A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside
who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F"

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T"

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday', duhh?"
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:07 AM   #2
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:29 AM   #3
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:44 AM   #4
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Old 07-30-2013, 12:18 PM   #5
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