The Final Word on Nutrition

G G · 01-22-2009, 01:02 PM

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Our government is trying to correct this problem.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.

dunng · 01-22-2009, 01:04 PM

Mugen910 · 01-22-2009, 01:05 PM

md4958 · 01-22-2009, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.

i AM offended by this...

we like to think of the amount as "just right"

G G · 01-22-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

i AM offended by this...

I wasn't including you in the last sentence.

CBI_2 · 01-22-2009, 05:52 PM

Very Funny. I think the problem has already been corrected in some places.

newcigarz · 01-22-2009, 05:54 PM

me likey

Yazzie · 01-22-2009, 06:23 PM

so True

01-22-2009, 01:02 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	The Final Word on Nutrition After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Our government is trying to correct this problem. Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.

01-22-2009, 01:04 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: The Final Word on Nutrition __________________ MassHole Banter

01-22-2009, 01:05 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: The Final Word on Nutrition __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

01-22-2009, 05:52 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The Final Word on Nutrition Very Funny. I think the problem has already been corrected in some places. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-22-2009, 05:54 PM	#7
newcigarz Smoke and Mirrors Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the bottom shelf Posts: 3,139 Trading: (15)	Re: The Final Word on Nutrition me likey

01-22-2009, 06:23 PM	#8
Yazzie Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Longhorn Country Posts: 1,674 Trading: (10)	Re: The Final Word on Nutrition so True

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