Therapy can be useful!

sevans105 · 06-10-2013, 03:43 AM

A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor.

Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"

Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."

Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed.

Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

longknocker · 06-10-2013, 04:12 AM

Good One, Scott, & So True!

big_jaygee · 06-10-2013, 05:25 AM

maninblack · 06-10-2013, 06:05 AM

Very true!

kelmac07 · 06-10-2013, 06:09 AM

CigarNut · 06-10-2013, 08:48 AM

equetefue · 06-10-2013, 09:05 AM

How true! lol

STEVE S · 06-10-2013, 09:54 AM

That was a great idea

Blueface · 06-12-2013, 10:45 AM

HollywoodQue · 06-12-2013, 12:04 PM

06-10-2013, 03:43 AM	#1
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Therapy can be useful! A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor. Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?" Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me." Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed. Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened." Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!" __________________

06-10-2013, 04:12 AM	#2
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Therapy can be useful! Good One, Scott, & So True!

06-10-2013, 05:25 AM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Therapy can be useful!

06-10-2013, 06:05 AM	#4
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06-10-2013, 08:48 AM	#6
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equetefue Liga Privada Hoarder Join Date: Jun 2012 First Name: Edwin Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,348 Trading: (17)	Re: Therapy can be useful! How true! lol

06-10-2013, 09:54 AM	#8
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