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Old 05-16-2013, 09:12 PM   #1
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I saw a fat chic down the bar, her T-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."
She stopped me and angrily said, "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"
I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Okay, what did you want to say then?"
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Old 05-16-2013, 09:13 PM   #2
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Old 05-16-2013, 09:36 PM   #3
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:14 AM   #4
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:25 AM   #5
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:27 AM   #6
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. That's awful but hilarious.
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