Ammo is back on the shelves!!!

02-25-2013, 10:14 AM

Yesterday I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the 2nd amendment, and in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

Ogre · 02-25-2013, 10:46 AM

big_jaygee · 02-25-2013, 10:57 AM

jjefrey · 02-25-2013, 11:00 AM

MurphysLaw · 02-25-2013, 11:03 AM

Now THAT is funny

kelmac07 · 02-25-2013, 11:19 AM

T.G · 02-25-2013, 11:24 AM

A real knee-slapper, chief.

replicant_argent · 02-25-2013, 05:31 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and categorize this as "highly improbable."

hammondc · 02-25-2013, 05:33 PM

I see what you did there....

RUNYYFan · 03-02-2013, 09:06 PM

Well played!

02-25-2013, 10:14 AM	#1
ysr_racer Guest Posts: n/a	Ammo is back on the shelves!!! Yesterday I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the 2nd amendment, and in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?" I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

02-25-2013, 10:46 AM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! __________________

02-25-2013, 10:57 AM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!

02-25-2013, 11:00 AM	#4
jjefrey Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2013 First Name: Jeff Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 117 Trading: (1)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!

02-25-2013, 11:03 AM	#5
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! Now THAT is funny __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

02-25-2013, 11:19 AM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-25-2013, 11:24 AM	#7
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! A real knee-slapper, chief.

02-25-2013, 05:31 PM	#8
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! I'm gonna go out on a limb and categorize this as "highly improbable." __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

02-25-2013, 05:33 PM	#9
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,626 Trading: (17)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! I see what you did there....

03-02-2013, 09:06 PM	#10
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!! Well played! __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

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