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Old 02-07-2013, 02:54 PM   #1
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New Classes at the Adult Learning Center
Relationship 102: Men Teaching Classes for Women
Note: Due to the complexity of the subject matter, class sizes are limited.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.

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Old 02-07-2013, 07:51 PM   #2
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:26 PM   #3
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