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Old 01-09-2013, 11:30 AM   #401
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At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
It doesn't get much better than that.
Ahhh...those were the days
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At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
It doesn't get much better than that.
We used a trail of gun powder instead of gasoline to get it all started
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:45 AM   #403
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:52 PM   #405
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If you can describe at least one episode from memory . . .

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If you can describe at least one episode from memory . . .

I used to love Rat Patrol! Nothing that couldn't be solved with a couple Jeeps with .50cal machine guns!
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Jonathan Harris was a riot. No Irwin Allen fans here ?

His work included classics such as Lost in Space, The Time Tunnell, Voyage to the bottom of the Sea, Code Red...
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:37 PM   #414
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Uhh, I have used a gun, a hammer and a rock to enjoy that stuff.
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Anybody else own one of these?
Best VIDEO game ever, passed many many hours playing this on long trips on school buses. Licked many a 9volt battery because of this game for some reason as well.

I remember everything in this thread, just wait till someone posts a thread like this and there's an actual LP as the first picture, I hope it's Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy.. oh the hell with it.
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I'll take out the 'name' of this quote, but who can remember this show, which out cheating and searching for it.

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The ________, alien beings from a dying planet. Their destination: the Earth. Their purpose: to make it their world. David Vincent has seen them. For him, it began one lost night on a lonely country road, looking for a shortcut that he never found. It began with a closed deserted diner, and a man too long without sleep to continue his journey. It began with the landing of a craft from another galaxy. Now David Vincent knows that the _________ are here, that they have taken human form. Somehow he must convince a disbelieving world that the nightmare has already begun.
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It sounds like The Invaders... Can't be sure without checking IMDb...
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Old 06-14-2013, 05:02 PM   #418
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It sounds like The Invaders... Can't be sure without checking IMDb...
I recognized it but couldn't put a name to the show! Good job guys.
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Uhh, I have used a gun, a hammer and a rock to enjoy that stuff.
And, who didn't try to drop a boulder on a whole roll? I remember when the metal rockets came out -- that was exciting for a least 3 minutes...lol
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