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Old 12-30-2012, 03:09 PM   #21
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I have to go with 7-20-4 The Gagger. As if a 6x60 cigar needs any help being more phallic.
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Old 12-30-2012, 04:08 PM   #22
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My Uzi Weighs A Ton
One Shot One Kill
Tramp Stamp
Jock Itch
Yeast Infection.

OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar with those names
Add to this list:
- Honey and Hand Grenades
--Rapier
--Shiv
--Shank (all named after prison weapons apparently)

- Romeo y Julieta Havoc

- Quesada Q D'etat (sp?)
-- Howitzer
-- Molotov
-- Daga
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Old 12-30-2012, 05:08 PM   #23
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Old 12-30-2012, 05:15 PM   #24
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Hesitant Pirate.
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Old 12-30-2012, 05:20 PM   #25
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:28 AM   #26
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Humo Jaguar....I know there's a cigar history behind it. But, I just think that Hetero Jaguar should get equal billing
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:34 AM   #27
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I think tramp stamp is the worst one I have ever heard of...
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:00 AM   #28
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Isn't there the Cromagus Knuckle Dragger
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:08 AM   #29
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Colon .....

Also the Oktoberfest uber is a terrible name as 'uber' is still a bit of a tained word since WWII
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:46 AM   #30
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Diesel
Bareknuckle
The new Pokemon series from Pete Johnson
Ricola
Wheat Germ
Ore Ida
Flagpole Sitta
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:53 AM   #31
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Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker!

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Old 12-31-2012, 10:37 AM   #32
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Honey & Hand Grenade
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Old 12-31-2012, 12:32 PM   #33
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I'm waiting on the release of the Dirty Bastard.
Nope, that's a beer.

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So good it’s almost wrong. Dark ruby in color and brewed with seven varieties of imported malts. Complex in finish, with hints of smoke and peat, paired with a malty richness and a right hook of hop power to give it the bad attitude that a beer named Dirty Bastard has to live up to. Ain’t for the wee lads.
ABV: 8.5%
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:44 PM   #34
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"Papas Fritas" means french fries.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:10 PM   #35
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:36 PM   #36
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My Uzi Weighs A Ton is the silliest I can think of offhand.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:41 PM   #37
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Raji's Untimely Demise!
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:59 PM   #38
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Honey & Hand Grenade
Skull Breaker
Surrogates Bone Crusher

Room 101 Namakubi anything

Lars Tetens 24a69.com
Lars Tetens Gorilla Finger

RoMa Cromagnon Atlatl

The list could go on and on...
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:30 PM   #39
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"Papas Fritas" means french fries.
It means 'daddy's fries'. I have a Frita Papa under the cabinet, also known as a fry daddy.
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:33 PM   #40
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If I started a cigar line, I'd call it Tetanus and my first release would be the Lockjaw.

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