Funny Story

smitty81 · 10-05-2012, 02:11 PM

I have had this in my email for a while, thought I'd share.

So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on a mat in our bathroom.

Well we have 3 kids, and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves Chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my Chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush trying to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere, and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my Chapstick VERY carefully to Jack's . . . . . rear end.

Eli looked right into my eyes and said "Chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

Ogre · 10-05-2012, 02:34 PM

sevans105 · 10-05-2012, 02:55 PM

^____ is why I never let anyone borrow my Chapstick. Cat butts. And herpes. Cat butts and herpes.

CigarNut · 10-05-2012, 03:03 PM

Ogre · 10-05-2012, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105

^____ is why I never let anyone borrow my Chapstick. Cat butts. And herpes. Cat butts and herpes.

Your afraid your going to give your cats butt, herpes??

sevans105 · 10-05-2012, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Your afraid your going to give your cats butt, herpes??

Of course! Aren't you?

iaMkcK · 10-24-2012, 03:13 AM

Oh wow, that is rich! Thanks for the laugh, hahah!

10-05-2012, 02:11 PM	#1
smitty81 Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,640 Trading: (10)	Funny Story I have had this in my email for a while, thought I'd share. So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on a mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids, and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves Chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my Chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush trying to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood. We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere, and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my Chapstick VERY carefully to Jack's . . . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "Chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

10-05-2012, 02:34 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Funny Story __________________

10-05-2012, 02:55 PM	#3
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Funny Story ^____ is why I never let anyone borrow my Chapstick. Cat butts. And herpes. Cat butts and herpes. __________________

10-05-2012, 03:03 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Funny Story __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-24-2012, 03:13 AM	#7
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Funny Story Oh wow, that is rich! Thanks for the laugh, hahah!

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