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Old 07-11-2012, 05:33 PM   #1
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Default Sex Of A Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:36 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:47 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:51 PM   #4
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That gets 2
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:14 PM   #5
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Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first.
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:46 PM   #6
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:47 PM   #7
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enjoyed that one thanks for sharing
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:58 PM   #8
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:08 PM   #9
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:30 PM   #10
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Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one.
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