Skinny dippers and a smart old man

MedicCook · 01-13-2009, 10:38 PM

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

SmokeyJoe · 01-13-2009, 10:56 PM

Very funny!

01-14-2009, 05:46 AM

Most excellent

01-14-2009, 04:55 PM

Oldie but goodie.

feznuk · 01-14-2009, 05:20 PM

01-14-2009, 05:23 PM

We have alligators in NC?????

CBI_2 · 01-14-2009, 05:24 PM

Funny every time. Thanks hadn't heard it in a while.

01-14-2009, 05:25 PM

Clever old man!

Starscream · 01-18-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

We have alligators in NC?????

Nice!

01-13-2009, 10:38 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Skinny dippers and a smart old man Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

01-13-2009, 10:56 PM	#2
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man Very funny! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-14-2009, 05:46 AM	#3
ashmaster Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man Most excellent

01-14-2009, 04:55 PM	#4
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man Oldie but goodie.

01-14-2009, 05:20 PM	#5
feznuk Fish On! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Fred Location: Philadelphia Posts: 70 Trading: (1)	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man

01-14-2009, 05:23 PM	#6
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man We have alligators in NC?????

01-14-2009, 05:24 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man Funny every time. Thanks hadn't heard it in a while. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-14-2009, 05:25 PM	#8
Chompers Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Skinny dippers and a smart old man Clever old man!

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