A Redneck Discussion

CBI_2 · 01-13-2009, 08:54 PM

Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around talking One afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,

'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.'

SmokeyJoe · 01-13-2009, 10:27 PM

ouch!

Bad CBI... BAD!

MedicCook · 01-13-2009, 10:28 PM

What is worse is that they are all cousins to begin with.

cort · 01-13-2009, 10:30 PM

GREAT!!!!

TXRebel · 01-13-2009, 11:19 PM

Good one.

G G · 01-15-2009, 12:50 PM

Funny

01-15-2009, 12:51 PM

Thanks for the laugh.

dunng · 01-15-2009, 12:51 PM

(and

at Al)

TonySmith · 01-15-2009, 06:57 PM

Too funny

Starscream · 01-18-2009, 09:50 PM

01-13-2009, 08:54 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Redneck Discussion Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around talking One afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?' The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-13-2009, 10:27 PM	#2
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: A Redneck Discussion ouch! Bad CBI... BAD! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-13-2009, 10:28 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: A Redneck Discussion What is worse is that they are all cousins to begin with.

01-13-2009, 10:30 PM	#4
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: A Redneck Discussion GREAT!!!!

01-13-2009, 11:19 PM	#5
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Re: A Redneck Discussion Good one. __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

01-15-2009, 12:50 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: A Redneck Discussion Funny

01-15-2009, 12:51 PM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Redneck Discussion Thanks for the laugh.

01-15-2009, 12:51 PM	#8
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: A Redneck Discussion (and at Al) __________________ MassHole Banter

01-15-2009, 06:57 PM	#9
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: A Redneck Discussion Too funny

01-18-2009, 09:50 PM	#10
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: A Redneck Discussion __________________ Insert quote here.

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