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Old 03-01-2012, 11:35 PM   #201
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I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:42 PM   #202
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I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:45 PM   #203
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I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

Wow.
Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. )
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:55 PM   #204
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I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

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Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. )
Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive.
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:55 AM   #205
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Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive.
To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...

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Old 03-02-2012, 11:01 AM   #206
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Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive.
Thats not what SHE (or was it a HE??) said!!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:43 AM   #207
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I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:44 AM   #208
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smitty turned me into a newt












I didn't get better

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Old 03-02-2012, 02:23 PM   #209
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To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...
What is your opinion?
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:41 PM   #210
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Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:46 PM   #211
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Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!
Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:59 PM   #212
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Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!
....that's why I never started one Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah
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Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure
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....that's why I never started one Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah
Well we won't hold that against you.
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Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure
Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:07 PM   #216
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Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.
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Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.
Kevin is a biotch!!!
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Kevin is a biotch!!!
Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.
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