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Old 01-11-2012, 07:51 AM   #1
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Default A California love story

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles... Something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because... she replied,
"I really miss mine!"


I told you it was a California Love Story.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:32 AM   #2
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That's just wrong....
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:46 AM   #3
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Yuck!!!
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:14 AM   #4
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Ok now that's just wrong, funny, but wrong.
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:53 AM   #5
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That's just wrong, funny, but wrong!!!!!
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:54 AM   #6
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #7
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That's just wrong, funny, but wrong!!!!!
I agree!!!!
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:04 PM   #8
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NO no no not the thought i would kick her/it/him out of my house.
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:07 PM   #9
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lol
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Old 01-12-2012, 03:47 PM   #13
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Marc, you really shouldn't talk about the women you date on here even if you tell it in the third person. It's supposed to be about cigars.

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