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Old 01-05-2009, 11:16 PM   #1
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Apple YEA....!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:19 PM   #2
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Funny stuff.
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:39 PM   #3
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Oh gawd...too funny.

"I will buy anything shiny and made by Apple"


The soduku killer tidbit made me spit out my juice!
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Old 01-06-2009, 12:12 AM   #4
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LOL...

15 minutes to type an e-mail...

Priceless...
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:22 AM   #5
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I love the end.
Police warn the Sodoku killer will kill either 3, 6, or 9 people next.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:32 AM   #6
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Hilarious...and great production value, too.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:57 AM   #7
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Everything you want is only a few hundred clicks away.
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:00 AM   #8
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Quote:
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"I will buy anything shiny and made by Apple"
Very true though...
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Old 01-06-2009, 12:30 PM   #9
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Apple nuts... ya gotta love 'em.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:21 PM   #10
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I love the onion...... now back to work.... no dicking around here!

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Old 01-06-2009, 02:56 PM   #11
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Cool, they've figured out the battery issue!
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:10 PM   #12
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We all know how Steve Jobs despises buttons. Funny thing is, the real new macbooks got rid of the mouse button from the older versions
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:12 PM   #13
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Apple fan boys are silly. I do however have an apple laptop and a pc desktop running windows. Both are good
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:19 PM   #14
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7810293.stm

Read the part about the woman who planned her wedding around the Mac event.
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