Involuntary Muscle Control

Bluetick · 12-13-2011, 11:52 AM

A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what Your butt-hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom

Note: Above in bold word was substituted because of PC correct formatting here, use your imagination for correct actual word. __________________

shark · 12-13-2011, 04:49 PM

Barcode · 12-13-2011, 05:00 PM

Ogre · 12-13-2011, 05:54 PM

Love it!!!!!!

kelmac07 · 12-13-2011, 06:03 PM

Taki · 12-13-2011, 07:20 PM

haha very nice

chaase321 · 12-14-2011, 09:17 AM

That's great! would have loved to be in that class.

12-15-2011, 09:06 AM

12-15-2011, 09:19 AM

You guys know my ex-wife too?????

12-13-2011, 11:52 AM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Involuntary Muscle Control A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what Your butt-hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom Note: Above in bold word was substituted because of PC correct formatting here, use your imagination for correct actual word. __________________

12-13-2011, 04:49 PM	#2
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,585 Trading: (0)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

12-13-2011, 05:00 PM	#3
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin to slit throats

12-13-2011, 05:54 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control Love it!!!!!! __________________

12-13-2011, 06:03 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-13-2011, 07:20 PM	#6
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control haha very nice __________________

12-14-2011, 09:17 AM	#7
chaase321 ZOTL's mmmmm brainssss Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Cole Location: Woodbridge VA Posts: 2,114 Trading: (81)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Control That's great! would have loved to be in that class. __________________ ZOTL our appetites will ALWAYS be bigger than your braaaiiiins... Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

12-15-2011, 09:06 AM	#8
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12-15-2011, 09:19 AM	#9
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