MacGregor

Remo · 12-11-2011, 11:19 AM

Told in my best Scottish accent

Two Scots are sitting in a pub swapping stories, the older of the two looks out the window and says.

"Look there lad, you see that fence that runs as far as the eye can see, I built that fence with my own two hands, stone by stone, day after day but do you think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? ney."

"Now, look out to the ocean, you see that dock that stretches as far as the eye can see? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, day after day, but do you think they call me MacGregor the dock builder? ney."

"Ahhhh, but you **** one goat!!!!"

Ncpsycho · 12-11-2011, 11:22 AM

hahaha good one

irratebass · 12-11-2011, 11:23 AM

LMAO!!!!

Silound · 12-11-2011, 11:50 AM

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

One sang "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!", the other shouts "Hey! McCloud! Get offa mah ewe!"

Taki · 12-11-2011, 12:46 PM

kelmac07 · 12-11-2011, 12:53 PM

Zeuceone · 12-11-2011, 01:05 PM

Bax · 12-11-2011, 01:54 PM

Nice!

12-15-2011, 09:08 AM

12-15-2011, 09:16 AM

Nice, Gotta love it.

12-11-2011, 11:19 AM	#1
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	MacGregor Told in my best Scottish accent Two Scots are sitting in a pub swapping stories, the older of the two looks out the window and says. "Look there lad, you see that fence that runs as far as the eye can see, I built that fence with my own two hands, stone by stone, day after day but do you think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? ney." "Now, look out to the ocean, you see that dock that stretches as far as the eye can see? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, day after day, but do you think they call me MacGregor the dock builder? ney." "Ahhhh, but you **** one goat!!!!" __________________

12-11-2011, 11:22 AM	#2
Ncpsycho Newly obsessed Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: Kevin Location: Long Island Posts: 387 Trading: (5)	Re: MacGregor hahaha good one

12-11-2011, 11:23 AM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: MacGregor LMAO!!!! __________________

12-11-2011, 11:50 AM	#4
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: MacGregor What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? One sang "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!", the other shouts "Hey! McCloud! Get offa mah ewe!" __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

12-11-2011, 12:46 PM	#5
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: MacGregor __________________

12-11-2011, 12:53 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: MacGregor __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-11-2011, 01:05 PM	#7
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: MacGregor __________________ It's just *THIS* this easy to help out the troops.

12-11-2011, 01:54 PM	#8
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: MacGregor Nice! __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

12-15-2011, 09:08 AM	#9
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12-15-2011, 09:16 AM	#10
Dr Voss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: MacGregor Nice, Gotta love it.

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