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Old 01-04-2009, 01:32 PM   #1
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Default "Mint Condition" Macanudos

I found this listing while doing a wide-net search for a used cabinet humidor.

While I have seen some ridiculous stuff on craigslist I am actually holding my sides laughing at this one.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/clt/968390237.html

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Old 01-04-2009, 01:34 PM   #2
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That is too freaking funny!!!

He will ship them at "his expense".
What a guy!!!
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:41 PM   #3
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Too funny -- although hopefully someone doesn't fall for this.
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Too funny -- although hopefully someone doesn't fall for this.
If anyone falls for that and can afford two cigars for $1500, they probably won't feel the pain of knowing they paid for fakes as that has got to be cash intended for pissing away to begin with.
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Makes me wonder if he was told they were CC's when he bought them and is too ignorant to know better or if he is really trying to pull a fast one on someone.
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Sweet! I asked for priority shipping ...
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I sent an email asking if he'd do one for 750.
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I sent an email asking if he'd do one for 750.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:57 PM   #9
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Cuban Macanudos?
That's a first for me.
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What if he really did pay that much for them??

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Cuban Macanudos?
That's a first for me.
Peter,
They are extremely rare, hence the price.
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Peter,
They are extremely rare, hence the price.
D'oh! Now I get it.
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Group Buy????
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holy shizz... this has to be a joke!
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holy shizz... this has to be a joke!
I don't think it's a joke.
The seller is either a crook or a fool.
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I am willing to sell the exact same "rare" Macanudo cigars for half what he's asking.

I will sell mine for $375 a piece.

See mine here.

Give me a few days to get them in from my..um...Jamaican supplier. I call him "Junior"

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That poor stupid SOB....
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"However one has a small crack in the side due to the travel in my bag back from the trip."

Yet they are still "Mint"


I wonder if I sent him a Macanudo Vintage 1997 if he'd pay even more
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He is a collector of cigars so he must know his stuff.
Someone should email him and politely inform him that there is no such animal as a Cuban Macanudo. Just to see his response.
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I don't think it's a joke.
The seller is either a crook or a fool.
I can't figure out...those are the two scenarios I have been pondering.

1) Crook -

Dude gets two Macs from the news/tobacco shop, slaps some price tags on them and tries to make a 1 billion percent profit.

2) Fool -

Buys the two Macs in Jamacia for $999.99 each *or somewhere else and adds that tidbit in an attempt to add some creditability to his story* and sells them.
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