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Old 11-18-2011, 12:12 PM   #1
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An old man is working out at the gym and notices a hot young thing on a treadmill. He asks a trainer "Which machine should I use to impress that girl over there on the treadmill?" The trainer says "The ATM in the lobby".
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:01 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:22 PM   #3
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:31 PM   #4
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Works for me.

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Old 11-18-2011, 02:27 PM   #5
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So vary true!!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:29 PM   #6
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:46 PM   #7
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An old man is working out at the gym and notices a hot young thing on a treadmill. He asks a trainer "Which machine should I use to impress that girl over there on the treadmill?" The trainer says "The ATM in the lobby".
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:27 PM   #8
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:19 PM   #9
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:28 PM   #10
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Well put!!
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Old 11-22-2011, 10:01 PM   #11
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Truer words have never been spoken!
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:25 AM   #12
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LMAO...we actually have an ATM in the lobby at ours.
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:43 PM   #13
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That's true in any situation!!!
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