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Old 11-17-2011, 12:16 PM   #1
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Default Morning Coffee in Rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well…?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, she’s tall and slim; her measurements are 38D-24-36, and when she walks into a room, people say…

“Oh My God!”

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Old 11-17-2011, 12:37 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:00 PM   #3
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Eh, bravo!
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:22 PM   #4
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:49 PM   #5
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:06 PM   #6
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:48 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:39 PM   #8
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