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Old 11-10-2011, 08:04 PM   #1
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A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day...

At the club
Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual Jim?
Jim to his wife: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..
U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?!
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Old 11-10-2011, 10:54 PM   #2
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BAHAHAHA! that is great! Damn cabbies getting us in trouble!
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Old 11-10-2011, 11:51 PM   #3
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THAT.....is hilarious.
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:07 AM   #4
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OUCH!!! thats rough.
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:10 AM   #5
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lol that's a good one probably his last birthday
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:13 AM   #6
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"Oh my sides you keeling me, you keeling me" Great Joke
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:25 AM   #7
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Haha....
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Jim's in deep dodo.
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:47 PM   #11
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