New Car Shopping

Bluetick · 11-05-2011, 02:29 PM

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car - a BMW M3 and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes
a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you
are going to sh2t yourself when you hear the price!"

kelmac07 · 11-05-2011, 04:12 PM

irratebass · 11-05-2011, 05:03 PM

HAW HAW!!!!! Nice one

11-05-2011, 05:09 PM

Lol!

11-11-2011, 12:37 PM

11-05-2011, 02:29 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	New Car Shopping A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car - a BMW M3 and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh2t yourself when you hear the price!"

11-05-2011, 04:12 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New Car Shopping __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-05-2011, 05:03 PM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: New Car Shopping HAW HAW!!!!! Nice one __________________

11-05-2011, 05:09 PM	#4
BnBTobacco Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Car Shopping Lol!

11-11-2011, 12:37 PM	#5
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