Golf with the wife

Commander Quan · 11-01-2011, 12:54 PM

A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot Tournament at his club.

He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.

Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine.”

The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods.

Undaunted, the husband said “That’s OK, Sweetheart” and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball.

He found it just in time but in a horrible position.

He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet uf the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in. His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.

He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, “Honey, that was a bogey five and that’s OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole”.

To which she replied, “Don’t ***** at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine

kelmac07 · 11-01-2011, 01:14 PM

CigarSquid · 11-01-2011, 02:12 PM

Sounds like something my wife would say.

14holestogie · 11-01-2011, 06:20 PM

Sounds like something my wife would do...and does.

Mattso3000 · 11-01-2011, 06:24 PM

I don't get it. Just seems like a normal day to me...

longknocker · 11-01-2011, 06:43 PM

Awesome!

Taki · 11-01-2011, 07:33 PM

Sorry Brother...

Thank God my wife can play ...

11-13-2011, 07:45 PM

hotreds · 11-13-2011, 08:17 PM

Jeez- I thought this was one of the auctions!

11-01-2011, 12:54 PM	#1
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Golf with the wife A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot Tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine.” The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said “That’s OK, Sweetheart” and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball. He found it just in time but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet uf the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in. His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker. He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, “Honey, that was a bogey five and that’s OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole”. To which she replied, “Don’t ***** at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine

11-01-2011, 01:14 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Golf with the wife __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-01-2011, 02:12 PM	#3
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Golf with the wife Sounds like something my wife would say.

11-01-2011, 06:20 PM	#4
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Golf with the wife Sounds like something my wife would do...and does. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

11-01-2011, 06:24 PM	#5
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Golf with the wife I don't get it. Just seems like a normal day to me... __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

11-01-2011, 06:43 PM	#6
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Golf with the wife Awesome!

11-01-2011, 07:33 PM	#7
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Golf with the wife Sorry Brother... Thank God my wife can play ... __________________

11-13-2011, 07:45 PM	#8
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11-13-2011, 08:17 PM	#9
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Golf with the wife Jeez- I thought this was one of the auctions! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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