The Lost Golfer

Parshooter · 10-13-2011, 11:08 AM

A guy was golfing at a course he'd never played at. He wasn't sure where he was so he asked a woman, who was ahead of him, what hole he was on. "I'm on #3 and you're on #2, one hole behind me" she said. He said thanks and continued on. A little later he ran into her again and once again asked where he was. "I'm on #14 and you're on #13, one hole behind me" she said. He finished his round and saw the woman at the bar in the clubhouse. He thanked her for her guidance and asked what she did for a living. "I'm in sales, I sell feminine products, Kotex to be exact" she said. He said that he was in sales also, "I sell Preperation H". She said "Oh, I see you are still one hole behind me".

MurphysLaw · 10-13-2011, 11:11 AM

irratebass · 10-13-2011, 11:13 AM

That's funny!

kelmac07 · 10-13-2011, 11:47 AM

Ogre · 10-13-2011, 09:42 PM

Funny!!!

CigarSquid · 10-13-2011, 10:10 PM

Good one.

10-13-2011, 11:47 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Lost Golfer __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-13-2011, 09:42 PM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Lost Golfer Funny!!! __________________

10-13-2011, 10:10 PM	#6
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: The Lost Golfer Good one.

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10-13-2011, 11:08 AM	#1
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	The Lost Golfer A guy was golfing at a course he'd never played at. He wasn't sure where he was so he asked a woman, who was ahead of him, what hole he was on. "I'm on #3 and you're on #2, one hole behind me" she said. He said thanks and continued on. A little later he ran into her again and once again asked where he was. "I'm on #14 and you're on #13, one hole behind me" she said. He finished his round and saw the woman at the bar in the clubhouse. He thanked her for her guidance and asked what she did for a living. "I'm in sales, I sell feminine products, Kotex to be exact" she said. He said that he was in sales also, "I sell Preperation H". She said "Oh, I see you are still one hole behind me". __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

10-13-2011, 11:11 AM	#2
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: The Lost Golfer __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

10-13-2011, 11:13 AM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The Lost Golfer That's funny! __________________