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Old 12-31-2008, 01:44 AM   #21
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:15 AM   #22
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D why do you put yourself through this torment? Somethings are better off not said.....

Other than that good luck Saturday checkin pe*kers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:18 AM   #23
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Look at the bright side, Darrell....this might be your "in" to get in the adult entertainment industry. Always need some good fluffers.


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Old 12-31-2008, 02:38 AM   #24
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Yea we have to wiener watch in the army too. We just make a big joke out it. Hell last time I had to pee in a cup I walked in dropped my pants to my ankles and started sing its my dick in a cup. What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet.
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:49 AM   #25
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leave your camera at home this time.
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Old 12-31-2008, 05:09 AM   #26
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I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.
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Old 12-31-2008, 06:26 AM   #27
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I actually started to laugh out loud when I read your new task Darrel. Now who is the real 'meanie'? You or the guy who assigned you to this task.
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:10 AM   #28
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Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:14 AM   #29
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If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell.
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:16 AM   #30
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This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:20 AM   #31
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Do you have to check them for hernias too??? OMG this is fookin' hilarious.

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Old 12-31-2008, 10:54 AM   #32
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Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done.
That's punny!

You said rubber dong...
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:02 AM   #33
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funny people sometimes associate mean people as being dicks.....
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:08 AM   #34
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:11 AM   #35
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I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.
Maybe in the Marines the O's did it because you actually have to have the ability to read?

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Old 12-31-2008, 11:14 AM   #36
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Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

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Old 12-31-2008, 11:23 AM   #37
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One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:34 AM   #38
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So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....


oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:43 AM   #39
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Funny fuse=blown
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM   #40
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[x] Thread delivers.
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