Elderly Halloween

CBI_2 · 12-30-2008, 08:08 PM

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"

"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"

The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.

The woman said, "You're going out as that?"

''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."

Starscream · 01-02-2009, 10:29 AM

karmaz00 · 01-02-2009, 02:24 PM

lol good one

01-02-2009, 02:59 PM

That gave me a chuckle.

01-02-2009, 04:00 PM

Thanks! Forwarded that one to a few close friends.

01-10-2009, 02:16 PM

BA DOM Crash

G G · 01-11-2009, 09:01 AM

Pretty good.

12-30-2008, 08:08 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Elderly Halloween There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" ''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-02-2009, 10:29 AM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Elderly Halloween __________________ Insert quote here.

01-02-2009, 02:24 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Elderly Halloween lol good one

01-02-2009, 02:59 PM	#4
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Elderly Halloween That gave me a chuckle.

01-02-2009, 04:00 PM	#5
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Elderly Halloween Thanks! Forwarded that one to a few close friends.

01-10-2009, 02:16 PM	#6
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Elderly Halloween BA DOM Crash

01-11-2009, 09:01 AM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Elderly Halloween Pretty good.

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