Leaving you the farm

Steve · 08-23-2011, 11:43 AM

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

The granddaughter, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, Granny whispered, "Facebook..."

Emjaysmash · 08-23-2011, 11:47 AM

N2 GOLD · 08-23-2011, 11:57 AM

G G · 08-23-2011, 12:49 PM

haha

Ogre · 08-23-2011, 12:52 PM

GolfNut · 08-23-2011, 01:05 PM

That's friggin hilarious.

Drez · 08-23-2011, 01:36 PM

Hahahahahahahaha

Skywalker · 08-23-2011, 05:38 PM

F'ing Facebook!

kelmac07 · 08-23-2011, 05:44 PM

EricF · 08-23-2011, 05:45 PM

irratebass · 08-23-2011, 05:46 PM

LOL pretty good one

08-23-2011, 11:43 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Leaving you the farm A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Granny whispered, "Facebook..." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-23-2011, 11:47 AM	#2
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Leaving you the farm __________________

08-23-2011, 11:57 AM	#3
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Leaving you the farm __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

08-23-2011, 12:49 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: Leaving you the farm haha

08-23-2011, 12:52 PM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Leaving you the farm __________________

08-23-2011, 01:05 PM	#6
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Leaving you the farm That's friggin hilarious. __________________ www.wineadors.com

08-23-2011, 01:36 PM	#7
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Leaving you the farm Hahahahahahahaha __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

08-23-2011, 05:38 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Leaving you the farm F'ing Facebook! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-23-2011, 05:44 PM	#9
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Leaving you the farm __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-23-2011, 05:45 PM	#10
EricF Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Eric Location: Miramar, FL Posts: 7,004 Trading: (116)	Re: Leaving you the farm __________________ It might taste crummy, but at least it's huge.

08-23-2011, 05:46 PM	#11
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Leaving you the farm LOL pretty good one __________________

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