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Old 08-02-2011, 02:38 PM   #2181
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:46 PM   #2182
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I can't fish in a golf cart,
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Old 08-02-2011, 05:40 PM   #2183
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:57 PM   #2184
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Or putt with a fish part,
I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:58 PM   #2185
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
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Had the Tequila, had the lime
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But I'm working this morning,
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While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.
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This fella seemed quite the chump,
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His eyebrows were missing
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His eyebrows were missing
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on the fire that was toasting his rump!
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
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Revenge from an old client perhaps?
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Revenge from an old client perhaps?
Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,
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Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.
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