What do you do for a living? - Page 3

DBall · 06-11-2011, 08:05 PM

ATM Network Engineer for an ISP. The answer I give to non-technical/non-geeky people is that I make the internet work...

gettysburgfreak · 06-11-2011, 08:17 PM

border patrol agent

lostark374 · 06-12-2011, 08:26 AM

Strip Club Manager

Lear31MX · 06-12-2011, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

Fix stuff in airplanes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barcode

777 Airplane Mechanic

Happy to see a couple more aircraft mechanic around here!

longknocker · 06-12-2011, 09:16 AM

I Put People To Sleep.

maninblack · 06-12-2011, 09:44 AM

I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it.

shilala · 06-12-2011, 10:12 AM

I'm a retired union pipefitter. I only ever did that when I had to though. I spent most of my time creating/building things so I didn't have to go to work.

Ogre · 06-12-2011, 02:29 PM

I save your A$$'s when you get in trouble!!!

Firefighter/Paramedic.

T.G · 06-12-2011, 02:32 PM

I play piano in a whorehouse

Ogre · 06-12-2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack

I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it.

That would be a promotion for you!!!!

maninblack · 06-12-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

That would be a promotion for you!!!!

The fringe benefits are nice. Free lap dances.

emopunker2004 · 06-12-2011, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

I save your cats stuck in trees

Firefighter/Paramedic.

Fixed it

Ogre · 06-12-2011, 04:33 PM

Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

G G · 06-12-2011, 04:35 PM

I am an EMT on a 911 Waambulance. You call, we haul. Besides you get to see the doctor quicker if you go with us.

maninblack · 06-12-2011, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

Burn!!

emopunker2004 · 06-12-2011, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!

and not everyone can be surrounded by violent criminals outnumbered 100 to 1 either

Ogre · 06-12-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emopunker2004

and not everyone can be surrounded by violent criminals outnumbered 100 to 1 either

They are locked up in cells!!!! J/K bro, you have a difficult job!!! (still a babysitter)

emopunker2004 · 06-12-2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

They are locked up in cells!!!! J/K bro, you have a difficult job!!! (still a babysitter)

lol only in their cells from 830pm-4am. Rest of the day we walk amongst them. O I'm a babysitter but instead of little kids, it's killers and rapists who don't like being babysat

maninblack · 06-12-2011, 05:02 PM

All right you two, go to your corners. I'm really an anti-terrorist technician. Highly skilled in long range and hand to hand combat.

emopunker2004 · 06-12-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack

I really babysit nukes to make sure they don't run away

Fixed

06-11-2011, 08:05 PM	#41
DBall Cigar Jesus Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,781 Trading: (46)	Re: What do you do for a living? ATM Network Engineer for an ISP. The answer I give to non-technical/non-geeky people is that I make the internet work... __________________ --------Dan--------- My Music \| My Videos

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gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: What do you do for a living? border patrol agent __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

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lostark374 Framed Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Aaron Location: Southern California Posts: 432 Trading: (5)	Re: What do you do for a living? Strip Club Manager __________________ Eatin Kernel's Chicken, Drinkin Heineken Brew!!!!!

06-12-2011, 09:16 AM	#45
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: What do you do for a living? I Put People To Sleep.

06-12-2011, 09:44 AM	#46
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: What do you do for a living? I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

06-12-2011, 10:12 AM	#47
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: What do you do for a living? I'm a retired union pipefitter. I only ever did that when I had to though. I spent most of my time creating/building things so I didn't have to go to work. __________________

06-12-2011, 02:29 PM	#48
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: What do you do for a living? I save your A$$'s when you get in trouble!!! Firefighter/Paramedic. __________________

06-12-2011, 02:32 PM	#49
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: What do you do for a living? I play piano in a whorehouse

06-12-2011, 04:33 PM	#53
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: What do you do for a living? Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!! __________________

06-12-2011, 04:35 PM	#54
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: What do you do for a living? I am an EMT on a 911 Waambulance. You call, we haul. Besides you get to see the doctor quicker if you go with us.

06-12-2011, 05:02 PM	#59
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: What do you do for a living? All right you two, go to your corners. I'm really an anti-terrorist technician. Highly skilled in long range and hand to hand combat. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

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