Mathematics

TonySmith · 12-20-2008, 01:28 AM

A Professor of Mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It reads:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and that I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and hope you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18 year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband"

When he arrives at the hotel there is a fax waiting for him on his bed. It reads:

"Dear Husband You, too, are 54 years-old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant Mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
Your Wife.

Wolfgang · 12-20-2008, 01:42 AM

NICE MATH!!!

I like

+ bed
- clothes
/ legs
and multiply hehehehe

CBI_2 · 12-20-2008, 07:36 AM

........catch breath..

GKitty · 12-22-2008, 05:45 PM

Freaking hiiiiiiiiiilarious!!!

12-20-2008, 01:28 AM	#1
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Mathematics A Professor of Mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It reads: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and that I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and hope you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband" When he arrives at the hotel there is a fax waiting for him on his bed. It reads: "Dear Husband You, too, are 54 years-old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant Mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up. Your Wife.

12-20-2008, 01:42 AM	#2
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Mathematics NICE MATH!!! I like + bed - clothes / legs and multiply hehehehe __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

12-20-2008, 07:36 AM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Mathematics ........catch breath.. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

12-22-2008, 05:45 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Mathematics Freaking hiiiiiiiiiilarious!!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

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